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Default PETA protests biker gathering in PA

BEST ARTICLE I HAVE READ IN A LONG TIME!

"Johnstown, PA (GlossyNews) - Local and state police scoured the hills outside
rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists
going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large
motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing,
were discovered by fast food workers "duct taped inside fast food restaurant
dumpsters," according to police officials.

"Something
just went wrong,"

said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest.
"Something
just went horribly, horribly, wrong."
The
organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activist groups, "growing
tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing
leather or fur coats," decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event "in a
hope to show them our outrage at their wanting to use leather in their clothing
and motor bike seats." "In fact," said the organizer, "motorcycle gangs are one
of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that
we let them know that we disagree with them using it, ergo, they should
stop."


According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a
vintage 1960's era Volkswagen Van and began to pelt the gang members with
balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and
shouting
"you're
murderers"

to passers by. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha
began.

"They
peed on me!!!"

charged one activist.
"They
grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me 'La Trene', and
duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all
day!"


Still
others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress.
Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers
"farted
on their heads."


Police
officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the ongoing nature of
the investigation; however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed
"surprise" at the allegations.

"That's preposterous,"said one
high-ranking member of the biker organizing committee. "We were having a party,
and these people showed up and were very rude to us. They threw things at us,
called us names, and tried to ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We
invited them to the party! What could be more friendly than that? You know, just
because we are all members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care
about inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them
to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make
them feel welcome."

When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding
the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in
fast food restaurant dumpsters, and 'farting on their heads,' the organizer
declined to comment in detail.

"That's
just our secret handshake,"

assured the organizer."

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